Hello people, okay yeap, a school holiday siol :DD

Let me start with something super funny, lessons to be learnt! 😀

Lesson 1 :Tom, Dick and their teacher, Mr Harry were walking to the library when they chanced upon an antique oil lamp along the corridor. They picked it up, rubbed it and a Genie came out. The Genie said, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.””Me first! Me first!” said Tom, “I want to be at the soccer field, playing and kicking a ball, without a care in the world.” “Puff!” and he was gone.”Me next! Me next!” said Dick, ” I want to be in the Computer Lab, relaxing on my swivel chair with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of peanuts and drinks.” “Puff!” and he was gone too.”Okay, you’re up next,” the Genie said to their teacher. Mr Harry replied, “I want those two back in the classroom in the next two minutes.”

Moral of the story : Always let your teacher have the first say

Lesson 2 : A turkey was chatting with a bull, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but i haven’t got the energy.””Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull, “they are packed with nutrients.”The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree

Moral of the story : Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Lesson 3 : A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that he froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out of it and ate him up.

Moral of the story :
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend,
3. When you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth, shut.

Lesson 4 : An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?”The eagle answered, “Sure, why not?”So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.All of a sudden, a fox appeared, pounced on the rabbit and ate it up.

Moral of the story : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Yeap, guess gonna’ edit this post at night bah? after i’m back , YEAPS!

xoxo 😀

Edited ,

Hellooooieee people!

Weeell, gonna sleep early today, yeap tired DD:

So, went out at ard 12.45? Hmm, i realised nobody know that we’re suppose to meet at 1.30 , so i’m bloodeeeh early, & i stoned one side waiting for MJ& lina .

-skips boring part-

Okay, went to national library, yeap quite pack today though! Hmm, proj was an easy one, they copy & paste, the link then i was suppose to edit here and there -.-
Okay, did finish quite early, & then me lina &beaunice went to PS while minjun went home .

We reached, met Weiqi at bunk, & someone weiqi call “asshole” was late, HAHAH .
Okay, walked to Cathay, then wanted to watch 21 but change to the strangers . Hmm, Lina& beaunice didn’t watch so they left first. Then saw Pinhan , Lyekit& edwin . asked ph to join us as she very lightbulb to Lyekit& edwin, hahahaha! Okay, but then she didn’t la .

Okay, movie was bloodeeeeh scary please . Okay, weiqi and i went like “Eh, lets go out don’t want watch ready la!” lol, then yup weiqi teared abit and screamed alot! i did scream la, but didn’t scream as much D: Wah, then i cover my face, th asshole go scare me D: i knw why weiqi mai sit with th ass liao ,LOL .

We went to hougang after that. First was hg plaza, then ass wanted to find john, oh then later weiqi didn’t wanna see john, so kinda hide . Then went to HGM th rooftop pg. Haah, i tell you horh, got this small young innocent boy wanna hit th ass’s lj, LOL! then they run run run & weiqi played with him, my god ass dno how to hong xiao hai zi one!

Okay then i went home, my god, i went to mrt & saw Julia my crush leh! JULIA JULIA! :DDDD
xoxo 😀

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